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      <title>I Went to the Shop for One Thing</title>
      <description><![CDATA[In this episode:The dangerous phrase: “I’m just going to have a
look.”Going in for one thing and somehow needing a shopping cart.The
moment you start imagining a completely new life because of a tiny side
table.Why nobody remembers what they originally came to buy.The
traditional post-shopping struggle of trying to fit everything into the
car.Getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you actually
needed.Closing line: Remember: you don't choose the shopping chaos. The
shopping chaos chooses you.

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      <itunes:summary>The mission was simple: buy one lamp. Two hours later, there’s a cart containing six candles, three storage boxes, a suspiciously large plant, and absolutely no lamp. This episode investigates how a quick trip to the shop turns responsible adults into confused interior designers.
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